NAME: MEWCATI
TICKER: $MEWCATI
CHAIN: Solana
TAGLINE: The engine purrs. The brakes hiss.
BIO: MEW became a superbike. One catpower. Immaculate cornering. Absolutely no resistance to a sunny parking space. $MEWCATI on Solana.
DESCRIPTION: An expensive machine with a cat's decision-making process.
STORY: The mechanic heard a purr under the fairing. That should have been the first warning. MEW took one look at a superbike and decided the engineering needed more cat. Now the ears steer, the tail exhaust curls, and every red light is a personal insult. He runs on attention, accepts milk during pit stops, and abandons beautiful racing lines for suspicious dots on the floor. The brochure calls it instinctive handling. The mechanic calls it his problem.
CONTRACT ADDRESS: CkobbSiZC6oPt5LjtzX3t14AMUhPXjo6T8gnDDmupump
X ACCOUNT: https://x.com/MEWCATISOL
STATUS: Contract address and social links configured from user-supplied launch details.
AFFILIATION: Independent fan concept; no affiliation with MEW, Ducati or any displayed platform.
